March 11, 2025
Remember when I started doing stand-up? Whelp, I like to double down on my bad decisions.
I’m opening a comedy club, and it will be called “Triggered Comedy Club” because nothing says “good financial planning” like investing in live entertainment in Florida.
About My Comedy Club
The Triggered Comedy Club is all about bold, unfiltered comedy.
No topic is off-limits, no punches are pulled—just raw, unapologetic laughs that hit where it hurts (in the best way possible).
The Deal
This is everything you need to know for when you’re thinking about going to one of our shows.
Drink Minimum
We keep the comedy flowing, and you keep the drinks coming.
A two-item minimum (drinks or snacks) is all it takes to fuel the fun.
Whether you’re sipping cocktails or munching on snacks, you’re in for a night of unfiltered laughs and unforgettable moments.
VIP Tables
Feeling brave? Select the Roast Zone at checkout and put yourself in the line of fire.
Our comedians don’t hold back, and if you’re in the zone, you’re fair game.
It’s all in good fun—if you can handle it. Think you’ve got what it takes?
Let’s find out.
Parking Options
We’ve got parking on-site, so you can focus on the laughs, not the logistics.
Roll up, park your ride, and head straight to the fun.
But honestly, you should Uber, just in case.
Box Office
All tickets are sold online—quick, easy, and hassle-free.
Don’t wait until it’s too late.
Click here to view our event calendar so you can purchase your tickets and get ready for a night of unfiltered comedy.
Grand Opening
Come to the grand opening.
Or don’t.
But if you don’t, just know that somewhere, a comedian will be staring into the void, whispering, “Tough crowd.”
Here are the details.
About The Event
Grand Opening of Triggered Comedy Club – Melbourne’s New Comedy Destination
Melbourne, get ready for a night of bold, unapologetic comedy as Triggered Comedy Club officially opens its doors.
What to Expect
A powerhouse lineup of comedians delivering unfiltered, no-holds-barred comedy.
A fully stocked bar to keep the drinks flowing all night.
A night out that will have you talking (and laughing) long after the last punchline.
Seats are limited, and excitement is building. Secure your tickets now and be part of Melbourne’s newest go-to spot for stand-up comedy.
Date, Time, and Location
Join us on March 28, 2025, Friday, at 7:30 PM for an evening packed with sharp wit, fearless humor, and non-stop laughs.
Location: Triggered Comedy Club, Melbourne, FL
Address: 404 S Harbor City Blvd, Melbourne, FL 32901, USA
The Lineup
Headliner: Dean Napolitano
Feature Acts: Chris Robinson & Cassandra Hartford
Opener: Caleb Hiester
Guest Host: To be announced
Policies
Here are a few policies of my comedy club.
- All shows are 18+ unless otherwise noted on the ticket checkout. Please check individual event details. Valid photo ID required for entry.
- ADA Compliance: Our venue is fully accessible per the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA). Wheelchair seating, accessible restrooms, and parking are available. For specific accommodations, please contact us directly at [email protected]
Conclusion
The Triggered Comedy Club is Your Safe Space For Unsafe Comedy.
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