March 5, 2025
I’ll be at the 3rd Annual Real Estate Gala at Hudson Yards, NYC.
Event Details
Thursday, May 1st 2025
7 P.M. — Red Carpet
30 Hudson Yards, New York City
Not Your Typical Attendee
I’m not “honored and humbled”—I’m not a LinkedIn influencer shilling a mastermind course.
But a big thanks to Don and Bobby for the invite.
I owe each of you a firm handshake, weird eye contact, and a QR code to my digital business card.
Event Expectations
Fair warning, I’ll be on Dramamine for my fear of heights at the 100th-floor venue.
Also, I’m hoping for a panel on “How to Survive Small Talk with People Who Call Themselves Visionaries”.
If there’s no panel, I’ll be at the bar, pretending I understand cryptos impact on property values while I livestream troll on hashtag #RETWIT.
See you there!